Things you should not do: Send me a snotty text reminding me that it is your birthday and demand that I post something on your Facebook wall. 

Hahahah, how about no. 

you are so cute!!!!!!!

Thanks. 

I know it's late but can you post a picture of your haircut?

This was like, forever ago. 

But sure. 

Bangs up and bangs down. I usually slick it back on the sides. So there you go, I guess.